All the women want to fuck him. All the guys want to be him… What a loser.
Why is he so special? Just because he can “drink, write, and fuck like no man I’ve known before”? What a load of crap. I’ve hung out with him a couple times and I totally beat him at pool. He doesn’t take pictures or DJ and spends his time covorting with beautiful women. I’d go on but thinking about him like this just make me want to
So if you happen to cross
swords paths with this Polish nitwit, just smack him good… real good… yeah, like that…