"Try to imagine Baron as a lifestyle writer with a very unhealthy lifestyle." ~ Introduction from a 'friend'

Cute shit my friend says to me on Facebook Chat

Relationship advice

I don’t ACTUALLY freak out

it’s fine until I start thinking and thinking about it

I’m actually insane


don’t you gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself

The following is a verbatim transcription of a chat we had this morning. I have the greatest friends in the world and I am determined to slowly prove to all of you that this is indeed the case. Deliciously out of character but a smile generator nonetheless. It is definitely the “cute shit my friend says to me on Facebook Chat.”

Friend – :S

i feel bad.

Baron – why?

sick

or did you do something stupid again?

Friend – haha

read the link [to a review of a recent show, at which, she kind of started a fight]

Baron – your fight?

nice

Friend – i feel really bad

how stupid of me

hope that didn’t ruin her show for her [the reviewer]

Baron – Does she know it was you?

Friend -  no

Baron – dare ya to tell her. Tell her why too! Some douche getting all pushy and feeling you up so you let him have it

Friend – i donno if i was right or wrong in doing that, but damn


I’ll get by with a little help from my friends

“like i said, everyone is entitled to those SHIT days”


a-to the-men

“i think the mouth is the most annoying part of the human body.

straight up.”


da juice

Would you like a non sequitur with that?

“i think i’m really into orange juice right now”


*no title

and his friend took a pic of my shoes, which, if THAT gets posted is going on my blog

(via Jak & Jil Blog)


*sigh*

i don’t jump puddles i run through them

and stop to enjoy the ripples


Not quite Facebook chat but I’ll take it

don’t even apologize. you are being far too canadian for my liking.


Resolutions

“maybe that’s the cure

bam. no more drunk tweets”


file under “drunken tweets”

“WAMP WAMP”


sign o’ the time: New Year’s Day Haiku

hhahaha ew

definitely couldn’t sleep in my dress

i need another nap


sign o’ the time

“hahaha i’m 23, nothing is simple.

THAT is a cute quote.

bam.”


sign o’ the time

And the award for “Best Use of an Expletive in a Facebook Chat”:

“fuck” is one of my favourite words


sign o’ the time

Most endearing comment heard this week:

“Sometimes I just need some kissing.”


sign o’ the time

Best/funniest thing I’ve heard in a week:

“You are SO Facebook hitting on me right now.”


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