don’t you gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself

The following is a verbatim transcription of a chat we had this morning. I have the greatest friends in the world and I am determined to slowly prove to all of you that this is indeed the case. Deliciously out of character but a smile generator nonetheless. It is definitely the “cute shit my friend says to me on Facebook Chat.”

Friend – :S

i feel bad.

Baron – why?

sick

or did you do something stupid again?

Friend – haha

read the link [to a review of a recent show, at which, she kind of started a fight]

Baron – your fight?

nice

Friend – i feel really bad

how stupid of me

hope that didn’t ruin her show for her [the reviewer]

Baron – Does she know it was you?

Friend -  no

Baron – dare ya to tell her. Tell her why too! Some douche getting all pushy and feeling you up so you let him have it

Friend – i donno if i was right or wrong in doing that, but damn

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