The following is a verbatim transcription of a chat we had this morning. I have the greatest friends in the world and I am determined to slowly prove to all of you that this is indeed the case. Deliciously out of character but a smile generator nonetheless. It is definitely the “cute shit my friend says to me on Facebook Chat.”
Friend – :S
i feel bad.
Baron – why?
or did you do something stupid again?
Friend – haha
read the link [to a review of a recent show, at which, she kind of started a fight]
Baron – your fight?
Friend – i feel really bad
how stupid of me
hope that didn’t ruin her show for her [the reviewer]
Baron – Does she know it was you?
Friend - no
Baron – dare ya to tell her. Tell her why too! Some douche getting all pushy and feeling you up so you let him have it
Friend – i donno if i was right or wrong in doing that, but damn